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Geology Jokes

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"What did the marble say to the sculpter?"

..."Don't take me for Granite"


This joke was brought to you by Ethan.









Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, 


 You breccia! or My sediments exactly! 


And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old: 

    That's not gneiss! 

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